Hahahahaha….we love this cracked.com article, Dog Thong to iPaw: 15 Pet Products We Can’t Believe Exist.  You have to read all of their politically incorrect ravings for yourself, but my favorites picks were…

the Turd Burglar..

and Neuticles…

Believe it or not, Josh actually asked two different vets about getting neuticles for Oscar (who is half the man he used to be), but they politely discouraged us from pursuing that option.  Poor Oscar…